I was riding the city bus back in highschool one day. Sitting in he back corner being all antisocial. I gets the bubble guts so stay leaking out some silent ones. No one around me so no harm no foul. Bus stops and on comes 3 super hot girls that proceed to sit two in front and one to the left of me. They chat away ignorant to my existence while all the while I'm literally sweating to hold my flatulence in. 15 of the longest minutes later my stop finally came. Why did they pick those seats....? T.T