Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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My gender is a few pubic hairs and some pocket lint that is currently being exchanged for some heroine.
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I am a Deej.
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You already know who it is
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i identify as canola oil
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I am the "Other" option on b.net polls
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I sexually identify as a pigeon inside of a flying mech suit with freaking lasers attached to its head that is shaped like a larger pigeon.
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4 just4
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I am dryer lint
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Floppy disk!
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I identify as a treadmill
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A Titan the master race Or a machine
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My gender is nongenderness
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I want to be a Teletubby
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I identify as a milkman
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My Gender? Uranium-238 Give me one second while I take a sip out out of this female water bottle.
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I sexually identify as a bare-chested Stalin riding a Grizzly Bear while wielding Kylo Ren's lightsaber and crashing through a line of cowering German soldiers.
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The orange portal from the portal gun.
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I am a beautiful elephant. 🐘 I'm going to dye my skin grey, get tusk implants, lengthen my ears, and gain a lot of weight. I will roam around the fields in Africa and be free. I've always felt this way. You can't tell me I'm wrong.
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Death.
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Orochimarukin?
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Hot dog
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Mustard
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You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron
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I'm a guy today, but last week i was a female in Cabo. [i]-ATullo[/i]
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Waffle
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I sexually identify as a GruntunitG602™.