Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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A sloth
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The color 3.
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A 90s printer although i was born a #2 pencil i will not let society oppress my true identity
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I identify as -blam!-, identify me as /-blam!-ness/-blam!-self please
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Mongoose-self Ima splatter you fam
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I sexually identify as a Flood carrier form. My pronouns are 'Flood' and 'Floodself' only.
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doo rag (canadian)
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Sniper
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I sexually identify as your mom. [spoiler]I had to say it.[/spoiler]
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This isn't Tumblr.
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Synth
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Self driving Lamborghini Aventador
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A sexually identify as a combustible potato.
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Attack helicoptee
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I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your championship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually identify myself as a Lockheed F/A-22 Stealth Fighter. My trigger is being identified as a F-35. [spoiler]stupid military. It costs more to constantly update all 3 variants of the f35 than the f22. But it was cheaper on sticker of course.[/spoiler]
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Potato
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microwave
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Ps4 [spoiler]come at me haters[/spoiler]
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Pine cone, I'm gonna gymnosperm all over you
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M1A2 Abhrams Tank
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A Totinos Pizza roll[spoiler]I am Totinos boy[/spoiler]
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Dig ninja