Tumblr now runs the government, and anything is a gender. Pizza, doorknob, anything. Now, you must choose a gender, or else you will be sent pity insults about how you don't support people showing "Their true self"
My gender is a napkin.
How about you?
[spoiler]Straight outta the closet[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Inb4attackhelicopters[/spoiler]
Edit: Wow this blew up
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I am a beautiful elephant. 🐘 I'm going to dye my skin grey, get tusk implants, lengthen my ears, and gain a lot of weight. I will roam around the fields in Africa and be free. I've always felt this way. You can't tell me I'm wrong.