I was riding a coast to coast , .It was a typical British summer ,pissing down rain, suddenly it stopped ,we rode to a village where we met up with the support van .I grabbed my dry kit and hid behind a garden hedge, I took off my suit leaving me naked .I was trying to get my legs in my suit when Suddenly I felt a whack I turned to find an old woman smacking me with her sweeping brush shouting "pervert"she prodded me onto the street where everyone could see,mates and all onlookers thought it was a scream.