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2/29/2016 4:00:00 AM
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Funny high school memories?
We had a very attractive gym teacher back when I went to high school. For some reason, yoga had just been added to the curriculum and it was the first day of it for our class. Well, our teacher decided to show us her flexibility, so she touched her toes to demonstrate. All of a sudden, both of her tits fell right out of the top of her shirt. She covered herself quickly, but that was enough for one kid in the back. He sat down and started jacking off. It was obvious what he was doing, but nobody was stopping him. So, being the good person I thought I was in high school, I went up and told him to stop. I also didn't know this kid was special needs. I'm standing there, telling him to stop, and then he drops his pants and blows his load. Right there. On my shoes. The teacher flipped out, called the school cops down, and had him taken out of class. For the rest of my time in high school, I was called Potato Juice.
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This actually happened today... So we were celebrating pi day in our math class... One of my friends brings in some red 7-up and Sprite. I decided to go up and get some using my plastic bottle (a blender bottle) As I was going up my friend said "hey! Do half n half it tastes way better!" I was like "ok, sure why not" So I take half the Sprite and half the 7-up and I poured then in... And to make sure they were well mixed together I decided to shake it up... Entirely forgetting that it's soda. (Because I haven't had soda for roughly 2 months at this point so I didn't think about it). It blew up. Everywhere. Probably 70% of it ended up on the ceiling and the other 30% all over the desks and floor (which had nothing on them since we weren't doing any real math, thankfully...) Thankfully the teacher was pretty chill about it, she had a good laugh as much as everyone else. I cleaned up whatever I could with some paper towels and that was that
