Show me where your urine has been #Offtopic
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In grade 7 I asked my teacher if I could go to the washroom, he said no so I walked to the garbage can in the corner of the room and pissed in it while the rest of the class watched
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In front of my friend [spoiler]I was establishing dominance[/spoiler]
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Bedroom walls Bedroom floor Dryer Dishwasher Clothes basket Got put of bed to pee on the bed Indoor plants The list goes on, I sleep walk often.
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A dog My wife [spoiler]in the shower and boy was she mad[/spoiler] Bathroom sink
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A ginger ale bottle.... [spoiler]...not mine either....[/spoiler]
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A fire.
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My sister.
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An electric fence.
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Industrial spotlight in a construction site
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In the bush outside my window at noon
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A friend's cat Trash can in kitchen On a kid in grade school 2/3 involved heavy drinking, one I was six years old. I'm sure everyone can figure it out...
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Onto glass panels of a balcony railing... It was late at night, and I was sleeping at a friend's condo in Lake Tahoe. I woke up and had to go to the bathroom really bad, but someone was in there. So I went onto the balcony, didn't realize that there was glass there instead of air, and pissed all over it. Went back to bed and no one ever found out that I did it
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My girlfriend. (I'm into that kind of thing, alright?😳)
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electric fence
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A hose
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A chicken
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Blood
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The washing machine
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Bottle
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Most awkward was my girl. At a party. TMI
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Needed a pee in the middle of the night when fishing. went over to a nearby fence & started to pee & what felt like being kicked in the tackle several times in quick succession was actually an electric fence :( I now look before I pee ;)
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When I was 4 I used to pee in the garbage bin in my room.. When I was 7 I peed in my "friends" soup, didn't even know it.. Watched him eat it .-. Most recently (last year) I was in a public washroom and noticed the floor was slightly inclined leading to a drain. Thought "f*ck it!" And peed on the floor, then watched it go down the drain
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In the Phillipines we can pee anywhere really-.-
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Peed on a dwarf once. Poor guy was passed out
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I relieved myself on the side of a limo outside a church once. [spoiler]Not claiming to be proud of it, but it happened.[/spoiler]