{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Astrodicle III:
3/15/2016 4:19:53 AM
73
Design your suicide.
Mine, you ask? Simple, really.
We start out on Mt. Everest in the Bat-Tank. We are picked up by a jet tows us around the mountain then drops us as we approach the downwards slope at the peak again. We accelerate with even more speed, before launching off the edge. I eject out of it in a golf cart loaded to the brim with fireworks, then blow up in midair as the fireworks go off.
What is your suicide?
-
Riding a dirt bike over a pool of Sharks while shooting triad gang members with an atomic bomb strapped to my crotch
-
Y'all seen Dr. Strangelove? That. Riding a bomb dropped on the Russians as an act of war.
-
1 ReplyDrowning in the off topic section of the destiny forums
-
*A wild Spawn has apeared
-
[b] [/b]
-
Rob a bank and not surrender to cops.
-
2 RepliesEdited by DuhBrick: 3/16/2016 2:07:21 AMWalk into crowd with a gun Yell "who the hell farted" Shoot myself. They would be so confused
-
I half-expected to see Spawn here...
-
>create super suit/robot mech armour thing >attach loads of missiles and weapons (minigun a and flamethrower a especially) >however create huge weak spot >breed 333 velociraptors >train velociraptors to hate and want to kill me >train raptors to attack mech suit weak point >release velociraptor army on selected city >newyorklooksnicethistimeofyear.jpg >show up in mech armour >have massive last stand >allgunzblazin.gif >heroic >epic >velociraptoric >I know what love is now >die from wounds >die a hero >forever remembered as the Velociraptor Slayer
-
10 RepliesSmothered by breasts
-
*Prepares laser face* Someone already acted on their plan yesterday.
-
1 ReplyMy suicide is a trip to space with a spaceship. Then, I put on a space suit and do the moonwalk into the sun.
-
Beat up by Chuck Norris while Morgan Freeman narrates it.
-
ALLAHU AKBAR
-
Ok here we go my suicide First of all I go for a nice drive saying goodbye to my friends and family, then as they are all confused/worried about what I said I nascar it off a cliff proceeding to smash into the ground but I don't die. I'm taken to the hospital put under watch, I try to slit my wrists but my plan is foiled. I try to hang myself but am rescued by a stray llama. After failing several more times I get sent home. I walk in the door sad because I fail at everything including suicide. I go to lay on my beloved sofa, when I lay on it the back legs break sending me flying of my balcony I splat on the ground dead as can be. I have done it, or rather my sofa has done it.
-
2 RepliesI go for walk and get shot by the cops for reaching for my phone. Because you know being black.
-
Death by Tonga darts
-
2 RepliesSuicide bomb the suicide bombers in Afghanistan
-
4 RepliesDeath by snu snu
-
Suicide.exe is not available, check again? Yes No "Yes" ... Suicide.exe is not available Run Ihaveadecentlife.exe? Yes No "Yes"
-
2 Replies69 with a fat girl. I want to slowly drown in the cheese crusted onto all of her folds as I wither away into the abyss by way of asphyxiation.
-
RayRat - old
[quote]Life is precious, and suicide is a serious issue to be handled by licensed professionals. Bungie employees and forum moderators are not trained to handle those in a suicidal crisis; please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255). You may also wish to contact any of the following crisis prevention resources: US: www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org www.spanusa.org UK: http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/Getting-help.aspx Canada: http://suicideprevention.ca/thinking-about-suicide/find-a-crisis-centre/ International Directory: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html Military Crisis Line: Active duty, Guard and reserve service members, their families and friends stateside and in Europe have 24/7 access to the Military Crisis Line at no cost. For crisis support, those in the U.S. call 800-273-8255, then press 1. Callers in Europe dial 00800-1273-8255 or DSN 118. The toll-free service in Europe may not be available through all carriers or in all countries. Military One Source Toll Free Number: 800-342-9647 Military One Source Crisis Prevention: http://m.militaryonesource.mil/crisis-prevention[/quote] -
Saving kids because reasons
-
Bad timing.
-
2 RepliesDriving a motorcycle down a long road setting off tripwired grenades along the sides firing double Uzis into the sky all while wearing a deer skull as a helmet. At the end of the road there will be 3 bears and a griffin waiting for me in which they will all pick me up off of my motorcycle and throw me into the sky. I will then become a new constellation alongside Orion.
-
1 ReplyLife is precious, and suicide is a serious issue to be handled by licensed professionals. Bungie employees and forum moderators are not trained to handle those in a suicidal crisis; please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255). You may also wish to contact any of the following crisis prevention resources: US: www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org www.spanusa.org UK: http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/Getting-help.aspx Canada: http://suicideprevention.ca/thinking-about-suicide/find-a-crisis-centre/ International Directory: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html Military Crisis Line: Active duty, Guard and reserve service members, their families and friends stateside and in Europe have 24/7 access to the Military Crisis Line at no cost. For crisis support, those in the U.S. call 800-273-8255, then press 1. Callers in Europe dial 00800-1273-8255 or DSN 118. The toll-free service in Europe may not be available through all carriers or in all countries. Military One Source Toll Free Number: 800-342-9647 Military One Source Crisis Prevention: http://m.militaryonesource.mil/crisis-prevention
