Been talking to this chick for a couple days now, everything's goin good. Then all of a sudden she springs this one on me. She's got a kid. Maybe it's the universe telling me to step up to the table and be a step daddy but I'm not so sure I'm there yet. But this happens more often then not. And when there's no kid involved, there's another dude. I just can't win.
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Time to abort