[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/197520909/0/0]Silvered Moons Overview[/url] [i] "I apologize for the lack of content in Silvered Moons. I've been busy. (I have a life and a Hawkmoon). Also, I've never done V.O.G. (If you call me a hypocrite by looking on my Titan, that was for the glitch) Yeah. I hope I can make up for the lack with this hilarious chapter- er, episode (I'm too used to Intros for Triple Threat Titans)." -Splashback77[/i] [b]"Okay, to our right is platforming before the Templar's Well,"[/b] Blue Westlo announced. "I feel like Westlo is just a tour guide. Sarah what was the fancy word for it?" Abby asked. "A docent," Sarah answered. "A docent with a Hawkmoon," Abby added. "Yes, Eyaslunas, and Salty Jade Bunny," Blue smiled, "Aww, f**k off," Rhabby replied. "Listen to the docent with the Hawkmoon," Blue finished. "Mr. Docent Blue," Fruit asked, "May I be a docent because I have a Hawkmoon?" "You haven't memorized Vault of Glass, so you can't be a full-blown docent, but you can be my assistant," Westlo replied. "His D.I.T.," Fruit's ghost, Watermelon, replied. "Docent In Training," Lunar, Sarah's ghost, re-enforced. Rhabby decided on something, "While you guys f**k around about rodents-" "Docents," Kabrina corrected. "Whatever, I will do something truly M.L.G." "Like failing. Or getting sniped by another hobgoblin." If you could see Rhabby's face, it would be burning as red the eye of the gatelord. "Let me summon the sparrow and show you." Unfortunately for him, he was standing near the edge of the map, and Brina was a Striker Titan, you probably guess what happened next... "Oh my f**king God! You b***h!" Rhabby yelled as he fell off the map. "Tee hee," Brina replied as everyone watched the Hunter fall. However, a platform appeared and Rhabby landed. "Ha! I survived! Boo-Yah! B***hes!" Rhabby shouted. "It's a f**king curse!" Jimmy, Blue's ghost, whinned. "Don't worry, I will help," Sarah said, "I am a Sunsinger now." She chucked a fusion grenade towards Rhabby. Amazingly, it stuck to him. His head to be specific. "F**********************K!" Rhabby cried. "PRAISE THE SUN!" Blue Westlo yelled doing the [i]Praise the Sun[/i] gesture. "BE GONE YOU EVIL DEMON!" Fruit bellowed. Rhabby's ghost, Salt, appeared among them. Abby laughed so hard she fell off the map, "HaHaha! Hahaha! Ha- HOLY S**T!" Brina and Sarah fist bumped, but it was too O.P. and Sarah fell off the map. Over the comms, you could hear Sarah snicker, "Tee hee," still proud of her achievement as fusion grenade troll. Lunar, and Abby's ghost, Curry, appeared with the remaining Titans and Warlock. "Shall we continue the tour?" Blue asked approaching the edge of the map. [b][u]One Shoulder Charge Later[/u][/b] "So Docent Blue isn't that M.L.G.," Rhabby chuckled over the comms. "We should make the Troll the docent," Abby said. Fruit joined the four dead guardians on the comms. "Hey guys," Fruit said. "Hello Christian," Rhabby replied. "Did the Troll kill you?" Sarah asked. "Yep." "I can't help you." "We should kick her." Sarah self-rezed, "Just kidding I had it this whole time." "That was my joke!" Blue argued. Sarah punched Brina off the map, then bagged Brina's ghost, Indigo. "Okay, I'll rez you guys," Sarah said. She revived them, "To the Templar!" The five, (Rhabby failed too much to count as #6) jumped from platform to platform. [b]To be continued...[/b]