Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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Today I went to panera with my sister. I was getting a fountain drink when I saw someone get a drink next to me. I naturally assumed it was my sister because she was just right next to me. I said "gold doubloons! Don't drop them!" ( quote from spongebob) I turn And its like a 6 year old kid