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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/20/2016 3:03:08 AM
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[i]Sithis walks around, quite confused[/i]
"Why the hell does everyone have extreme technology now?!"
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*Holds up stone ax* Wait... This isn't modern?!?
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No, sadly.
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Dangit!!! *Throws ax into a passerby's head then runs off*
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[i]throws ax at you[/i]
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*catches it and throws it at another passerby*
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Wish I could high-five you right about now! [i]throws another at you[/i]
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*A severed human hand floats up in front of you* *catches the third ax and throws it into the air*
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*high fives it.*
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*the hand then catches the ax and throws it at another person, but forgets to let go*
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[i]laughs, then throws a small needle into the air, and watches it split into about 40 needles and fly into random people's throats.[/i]
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*begins throwing pebbles into people's kneecaps at Mach 2*
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[i]considers this a challenge, and snaps my fingers and amplifies the sound of it to cause anyone not powerful to have their bones broken[/i]
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*looks over at you* No fun. I was gonna start throwing steel beams at them.
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[i]Taps the ground, and they all come back to life fully regenerated.[/i]
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"Yeas!!!!!" *begins throwing steel beams at them, then pours jet fuel on them* "Have a light?"
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No, sadly.
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"Darn." *looks around* "Needs a little more bush...." *throws match on fuel*
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[i]watches[/i]
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Edited by TwiggierTiger22: 3/22/2016 4:18:33 AM*the jet fuel doesn't melt the beams* "Aha!!!! I was right!!!!"
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[i]silently heats up the jet fuel to make it melt the steel beams[/i]
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*looks over at you* "Looks like I finally found you, George..."
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Uhh... what?
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[b]Tesuto notices the confusion and answers[/b] Probably to do with the invasion of people who want to fight us, and get mad at badass powers Sensei Sithis.
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Probably. Which reminds me, will those new swords work on people who aren't regenerating by themselves?
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[b]Tesuto seems puzzled[/b] I am not aware of the abilities of the blades. But I may have to get them myself. [spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
