Bridgekeeper: STOP! He who would cross the Bridge of Death Must answer me These questions three...Ere the other side he see. Arthur: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What...is your name? Arthur: King Arthur of the Britons! Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest? Arthur: I seek the Holy Grail! Bridgekeeper: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Arthur: (brief pause) What do you mean, an African or a European swallow? Bridgekeeper: (confused) Well...I don't know...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! Bedevere: (crossing behind Arthur) How do you know so much about swallows, sire? Arthur: Well, you have to know these sorts of things when you're a king, you know...