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3/22/2016 4:07:48 AM
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How Aerile and Storm Met
--[i]whoosh[/i]--
Aerile: "Ah, such a nice day today."
"Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
On days like this, kids like me...
Should find a boyfriend! ( ◕ل͜◕ )"
Aerile is walking through a make-shift park made out of Golden Age crates.
She casually sits on one watching guardians in the distance kill some random assholes.
Aer: "*sigh* Such a wonderful day..."
--[b][i]Rasputin is dropping a warsat[/i][/b]--
*whoosh*
[b][i]BANG[/i][/b]
Aerile is sent flying from the shake and dusts herself off and investigates.
She walks to the warsat and shortly after a random stormcaller shows up on his sparrow and scans the warsat.
A: "Hello!"
Stormcaller: "Whoa! You can speak english?"
A: "Yeah. My name is Aerile."
S: "Nice to meet you, my name is..."
All of a sudden, hive attack the two and the stormcaller readies his Suros Regime.
Aerile stares in awe as the infinite power of the almighty regime tears through the stormcaller's foes. The sleek design, beautiful sights, and excellent perks made the regime the new meta.
Aerile starts to blush after the Stormcaller heroically defends the warsat with his all-powerful regime.
A: "T-thats a very powerful gun you have..."
S: "I know, it's the best of it's kind."
A: "You know, I'm quite attracted to men who can quickscope..."
S: "Oh really? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
A: "...yeah, really... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
S: "C'mere, b0ss."
They embrace each other and hug and kiss and all thAT ROMANTIC SHIT.
A: "mm goOD SHIT AW YEAH"
S: "are you satisfIED BØSS"
A: "not until you get in the bED DADDY"
S: "K"
They get in the bed and play CoD BO3 and noscope everyone while flexing their dongers, and lived hAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END GOOD SHIT 8/8 👌👀👀👌👀👀👀👀👀👌👌👌
English
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[quote]Aerile: "Ah, such a nice day today." "Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like this, kids like me... Should find a boyfriend! ( ◕ل͜◕ )"[/quote] Why the undertale sans ref?
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i dont know
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TR8OR
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Oh no the fanfics are here again
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good fanfics
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Uhhh... *shoots self*
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WeedMan is a fitting name for you.
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thank
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*slow clap*
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thank
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Welcome
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oh my god You did it... Sir You deserve The strongest of boners And a small loan of a million dollars
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thank
