Except... we aren't? Meanwhile, straight people shove their sexuality in wherever possible. Why do kids movies need romance? It's a movie about talking vegetables for Cortana's sake. Why does an action hero need a love interest? Put the explosions and gunfire back on. Not everything has to involve your sexuality, straight people. If you're going to shove your sexuality in people's faces, maybe you just shouldn't ask for basic human rights. After all, what mistreatment is good for gander is just as harmful for goose. Yknow, if straight suicide rates were rising because queer people wouldn't let them have any rights, you would say something much different.