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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/24/2016 1:03:28 AM
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SHIRTS OFF RIGHT NOW BRO!
[b]The deity takes off his...oh wait...[/b]
[b]The armour IS HIS CHEST!!![/b]
The power of my badass and superior pecks compel you!
KAMEEE-HAAA-
oh wait. Sorry. I don't need to scream for ten minutes to do something cool.
SHOTS FIRED!
[b]He points his fingers at you as shots of ultimate death Ki(HAHAHA! Oh man. Gotta love it when you don't know shit about a series) an goes FULLY AUTOMATIC! [/b]
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"Shirts off? That when my ultimate power is realized!" [b]He removes his shirt, and also shoots a beam, causing a beam struggle![/b]
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HA! [b]After a measly 8 days. You suddenly feel 4 foot wide blade go directly into your face[/b] Take that BIIIIIIIITCH! [b]You feel the blade, and it 5 foot guard go through your face. And then you get kicked in the face. The deity speeds over to the blade to grab it's handle.[/b] Oh shit. Did I remember to infuse this with Carbadium?!
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[b]Celin grabs the blade before it hits his face, and breaks it.[/b] "Ki sense. Learn it."
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[b]>That moment when the blade is indestructible[/b] Oh shit man! Having a tough time there? [b]Completely randomly the blade spins, cutting Through your chest. It flies back into the deities hand[/b] Talk about an awkward moment!
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[b]The blade bounces off. >That moment when the Deity's blade isn't enchanted [/b]
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[b]The deity starts to laugh as he points to your chest. There is a penis carved into the skin[/b] HahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!! Oh man...that never gets old!
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"You know, you're really no fun to fight! All you do is mess around!" [b]He powers up to his very limit.[/b] "It's time to end this!" [b]He begins to fire a barrage of Explosive Waves.[/b] [spoiler]The things that blew up the planet earlier.[/spoiler]
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Hey man! I'm having a blast! Oh...uh. Pun not intended. [b]He charges up his blade [/b] YGHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! [b]He swings his blade at the apocalyptic amount of energy. Creating a supernova event. A Big Bang. Suddenly. You are in a new universe. A new galaxy. There are planets as far as the eye can see.[/b] [b]Thennnnnnnnn you feel a roundhouse kick crushing into the back of you skull[/b] THIS IS MY GALAXY NOW!!!! [b]The deity swings his mighty blade and charges it once again. Ready for your next attack[/b]
