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3/25/2016 11:43:30 AM
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-Suddenly, out of space, a Cabal Phalanx crushes Ten-whatshisname, exploding him into billions of pieces. The Phalanx opens fire on all of the other Fallen, killing them all with MLG head shots.
As the last Fallen falls (lol), the Phalanx disappears, for his mission in complete.
English
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And now I shall break time and undo all of your work then kill you very gruesomely!
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I spit in your general direction!
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Well your father smelt of the elderberries!
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Damn you Vex!
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Oh I'm not vex...
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Uh.. Damn you Guardians!
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Eh close enough...
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What are you then?! TELL ME.
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You'll find out eventually...
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TELL ME OR I WILL LAUNCH YOUR ASS OFF THIS PLANET, AND OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE.
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And I'll teleport back and drop kick you into a low orbit around saturn!
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Teleportation? What is this madness...
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Best not get me REALLY angry or I leave this universe and bring back a "souvenir"
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That's cute.
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As a souvenir I mean a bomb that can destroy half a planet and completely destroy the moon if above the blast... I do love me some explosions...
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Half a planet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... You don't know the power of the Dark Side...
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Yeah... It is a lot more portable and concealable than the death star
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*walks in room and sees nuke talking with a cabal and sits down* You know that he is an exo designed by rasputin right? And me? I'm a failed experiment brought back by my ghost. *darkness gathers around my paw as I move it* You see what they tried to do was to infuse an animal with light but it failed and now goodbye. *Terror flicks his paw opening a portal next to the cabal and sends a wave of darkness crashing into the cabal sending him through it and into a black hole on the opposite side of the universe*
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SON OF A- *teleported to other side of universe, on a distant, desert planet. The planet doesn't have civilization for miles, and has 2 suns.* Where...where am I? *Reaches into supplies* Gotta get a signal going...distress call...what was with that...thing.... *Distress signal quits working* Damn. Well, best try to find some life. If there is any... *Walks away, carrying the signal and supplies*
