This is STUPID as hell, when I was watching videos of the alpha, you could create your character but now all they have is a bunch of stupid ass presets.
-blam!- u Ubisoft why don't you make a good game for once, I just cancelled my pre-order because who else knows what's cut from the game(Brooklyn,central park) the makes of this game should -blam!- off right now.(edited the part where I tell them to off themselves, I realized I went to far, so I changed it).
Have fun with this shit[b]t[/b]y game.
Edit: and I have to say there are no clothing items as well. There are 90% beanies and 10% other random shit. All I want is like a winter coat or something.
Edit 2: everyone in the comments trying to "counter" or "make fun" of me for this post. All I have to say is u pity you. The division is AIDS AND WILL ALWAYS BE. I'm sorry fanboys, have fun with your destiny want to be.
Edit 3: just broke 200 comments:))))))
Edit 4: got the gold edition guys, super excited for the shitty customization.
Edit 5: 300 comments(VICTORY SCREECH LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!)
Edit 6: only a week away, can't wait for the release!!!!
Edit 7: added the safe zone tag, because I remembered a post a made about "the forums having AIDS and encourage the "safe zone".
[spoiler]thought it was about time I added the #satire, it was fun making you guys mad. And it was great talking to you guys:)[/spoiler]
THE POST IS DYING, BUT I GOT 370 COMMENTS SO I CONSIDER THIS WIN!!!!
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