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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/27/2016 3:55:07 PM
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"Who? Never mind. And I may because I've seen some shit, and frankly I'm too damn old and tired to put up with magic." [b][i]He stated, before he stood from his bench, stepping out a few feet and getting in a ready stance. [/i][/b]
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*readies* Would the elder like to go first?
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"Not my style to take first hit. Just go easy on me, I'll probably break my back before I break anything on you."
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Underestimation Okay *pops knuckles*
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"You going to take a hit or just stand there? Because back in my day, we actually hit our enemies!"
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Fine, fine *moves quickly to your position, then slides and tries to trip you*
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[i]He jumps over the slide, planting both feet on the mans face. If he was younger, he would have cleared him entirely. [/i]
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*holds up arm to block, then sweeps with left leg* Smart bastard
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[i]The weight of the cowboy pushed on the arm, only driving it further into the mans face, and he stepped off, spinning around. [/i]"Experienced bastard, mind you."
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*recoils* Okay, you said no bullshit, so..." *finds a known pile of something off the ground and hurls it at your face* "...this is horse shit*
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[i]He swerves his body to the left, the.. Strange substance, gliding past him. But it wasn't without harms, as he managed to hurt his back in the process. [/i]
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You okay? *not waiting, dissolves into the ground, reforms behind you, and kicks you in that spot* Because you aren't now.
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[i]The spin had caused him to readjust his back, and the kick had missed him juuuust as he readjusted his back, snapping it into place. [/i]"Chill you dick, can't you see you nearly broke an old mans back?"
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Late 30s man's back I kinda thought that this would be more like David and Goliath. *walks backwards, and waits*
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[i]He readjusts his back, and stood in a ready position. [/i]"I apologize that being born in a test tube gives you some bad bones, and faster aging. I'll likely die by the time I hit eighty."
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*holds sword out* You know, if you beat me, I can help you out.
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"Don't need help, thanks." [i]He stated, and in the blink of an eye, both revolvers were in his hands, pointed at you. [/i]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/31/2016 1:58:42 PMYou sure? *quickly dissolves into the ground, then reforms and hits you in the back with the side of the sword, the flames burning you and making you stagger, but not slicing you*
