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Edited by Fallhat: 4/7/2016 1:08:57 PM
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How to Get A Girlfriend 100%

Walk up to her. Say nothing. Smile. Look down at the table. Place a spoon down. Look back to her. Place another slightly smaller spoon on top of that spoon. Look back at her, notice the perplexed expression. Point to the smaller spoon and say "could be you..." Walk away. Leave the spoons. She will follow. 👌 COMMENT IF IT WORKED Edit 1: Thanks for 100 replies! That means 100 people got gfs Edit 2: SOOO MANY NOTIFICATIONS. WHYYY

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  • Edited by TheMilkman: 3/28/2016 5:07:32 AM
    Nah nah. You got to sell milk, man! Here is how you slide into those dms Milkman style. Step One. Get into standard Milkman uniform. Step two. Get in stylish milk van loaded with [b][i]Things[/i][/b] Step Three. Drive to m'lady household Step four. Knock, slant on pole or fence next to door. Step five. The most important! Repeat after me "Would you like to buy my service, or shall I say my milk? If this does not work or she goes straight torwards the phone run back to the van and drive to Mexico for the week.

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