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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Doos:
5/25/2016 2:40:43 PM
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*An access point spilling red and black shadowy smoke opens in front of the gates of the Dojo. Maya appears dragging out a couch. A table. Another couch. And a tea set. She sits down and prepares four cups.*
[b]Fighting, fighting, fighting. What happened to the finer things in life?[/b]
[spoiler]current status. Open but must bring your own cup. Also. We're in hiding from the intruder. Because its tea/liquor time. No. Fights.
No longer hiding.
[b][i][u]But still no fights. This is peaceful relaxation time in these replies[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
Edit: no longer hiding. Angry Assaulttron is no longer keen on fighting our tea time. Please be respectful and strike up a conversation with the guy. I'm sure we could learn a lot from each other.
[spoiler]Details on our hiding. As long as a shadow is nearby. Our group is literally untraceable.[/spoiler]
[b]I SAID NO FIGHTING.[/b]
[b]Alright fine... I get it. Fighting by arguing. Conceded. BUT NO VIOLENCE.[/b]
*glares at Alex and WA-18*
[b]Prior to the tournament. Please come get your amp up teas! Any kind, all kind. We want you all to be ready![/b]
[b]I've been gone awhile.. BUT IM BACK NOW EVERYONE. So per the usual. Gotta start up some tea to bring me back in my mind set you lovely bastards[/b]
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[b]Tuesdays! Makes sure and come by on Tuesday's for your Tea![/b]
[spoiler]Current exotic teas
Corichea
Forsketta
Hasuthuca
Yurseuga
Grazaltha
Gurancha
Torschuerta
Rofitteras
We also have any number of drinks you can imagine.
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Edited by Pofeh: 3/31/2016 5:25:24 AM[u]The automaton looks back at you. You can tell even without him having a face that he is quite pleasant[/u] This was quite enjoyable. Thank you for keeping me company and for providing me with a drink. I may not need to consume sustenance to live, but it is certainly enjoyable. One other thing, I do believe I should give myself a name if I am to remain here. Could you provide assistance? [u]The automaton looks down in thought. [/u]
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[b]Well... I've never done this before... But.. How about we start with what letter you'd like the name to begin with?[/b]
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[u]The automaton angles its head slightly downward, lost in thought [/u] Maybe something with a C or a B. Naming isn't exactly the purpose I was built for.
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[b]C or B huh?[/b] *Maya crunches up her nose and forehead in thought* [b]About Cylon? Or Balthazar?[/b]
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[u]The automaton brings their hand up to their chin and looks contemplates the two names[/u] Balthazar. What a noble name, with such an elegant pronunciation. Yes, that will be my name. Maybe this will help in my quest to find the purpose behind why I fight. At least I shall have a name to be recorded in the records. Thank you Maya, you have helped do what I couldn't. Thank you for the tea also, I couldn't taste it, but I'm sure it tasted wonderful. Now if you'll excuse me, my time of nonviolence is over. I must continue pursuing my purpose. I may have no weapon, but I'm sure I can find somebody to have fisticuffs with. [u]The newly renamed Balthazar stands up from where he was sitting. You see a wet stain down the front of his overcoat, presumably the tea he "drank". [/u]
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Edited by Doos: 3/31/2016 6:12:54 AM[b]What an odd fellow.. I enjoy him. Hope he finds his closure as well.. Even if he doesn't admit that's what he's also lookin for. [/b]
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*Sits down and pulls out Orange Juice* "When you are immortal, the small things really matter." *Sips OJ*
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[b]WELCOME! WELCOME! I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. So right now we're attempting to brainstorm a way to get Assaulttron away from the grasp of his brotherhood.[/b]
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"Ah."
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So...about the tea...
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[b][i]Torschuerta[/i] coming right up![/b] *Maya pours a large bucket of it for you*
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Huh...ok. -Takes a small sip- HOLY CRAP, THIS STUFF IS GOOD.
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[b]Seeee? Tea time is the shit! Im glad you decided to join us. So tell all of us about yourself. Your story. Who forced you to come here. Stories are so interesting and I feel yours would be fantastic[/b] *Looks expectantly*
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I was sent here to eliminate the Dojo by the Brotherhood of Steel. But since Tea-time is almost as fun as destroying things, and my ability to choose, I have not. I am an Assaultron modified with technology that surpasses many of my generation. My actual designation was WA-18, but I am known to the Brotherhood as A-1.
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[b]So WA-18, or do you want to be called A-1? You said you don't have the ability to choose? So what does that mean for after Tea? Tell me about this brotherhood... Why would they send one, albeit strong, against the combined might of equally strong and some stronger? To be honest.. It seems almost like it would be a suicide mission...[/b]
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Also... I have the choice to choose. I just didn't want to attempt to murder everything here after Tea-time. This is some good tea, and that's coming from an Assaultron.
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The Brotherhood wanted to see if I could even come close to defeating the Dojo. Since I have a tracking system, and a bomb strapped inside of me in the case that I ran, I followed orders.
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*Maya beams at the compliment.* [b]Thanks! So basically you are following orders by just being here. And no fighting? Yesssss. I am an accomplished peace bringer. My Shihan will be pleased. Maybe I can finally be promoted to Shadow Master 2°. One can hope right?[/b]
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*mortar walks up* Crossbow can help with that He can control void because he is a shadow master 1°.
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[spoiler] how long have you had crossbow?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]bout a month or 2[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]tsk tsk. Using my ideas to change your character? Just stick with the fact that he controls void and my doesn't. Not cool bro. Haha[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I research people before making Wit and Crossbow, and I use some parts from some characters. Except for Mortar. mortar was made straight from my mind.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]well it seems kinda rude without asking. I mean like... I made Maya Shadow Master 3° so that I wasn't trying to be the absolute best... And then you take that from me... [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]fine, fine. Crossbow can control void, but CAN BE USED in your shadow master stuff.[/spoiler]
