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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Doos:
5/25/2016 2:40:43 PM
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*An access point spilling red and black shadowy smoke opens in front of the gates of the Dojo. Maya appears dragging out a couch. A table. Another couch. And a tea set. She sits down and prepares four cups.*
[b]Fighting, fighting, fighting. What happened to the finer things in life?[/b]
[spoiler]current status. Open but must bring your own cup. Also. We're in hiding from the intruder. Because its tea/liquor time. No. Fights.
No longer hiding.
[b][i][u]But still no fights. This is peaceful relaxation time in these replies[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
Edit: no longer hiding. Angry Assaulttron is no longer keen on fighting our tea time. Please be respectful and strike up a conversation with the guy. I'm sure we could learn a lot from each other.
[spoiler]Details on our hiding. As long as a shadow is nearby. Our group is literally untraceable.[/spoiler]
[b]I SAID NO FIGHTING.[/b]
[b]Alright fine... I get it. Fighting by arguing. Conceded. BUT NO VIOLENCE.[/b]
*glares at Alex and WA-18*
[b]Prior to the tournament. Please come get your amp up teas! Any kind, all kind. We want you all to be ready![/b]
[b]I've been gone awhile.. BUT IM BACK NOW EVERYONE. So per the usual. Gotta start up some tea to bring me back in my mind set you lovely bastards[/b]
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[b]Tuesdays! Makes sure and come by on Tuesday's for your Tea![/b]
[spoiler]Current exotic teas
Corichea
Forsketta
Hasuthuca
Yurseuga
Grazaltha
Gurancha
Torschuerta
Rofitteras
We also have any number of drinks you can imagine.
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English
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Really? Last I recall, mine was where the Brotherhood had annihilated half of their enemies, and cloned multiple versions of...yours truly.
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Eh. I think we're from different derivatives of the same timeline. Shit's weird that way.
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Maybe... The Brotherhood is quite powerful where I was.
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*stands between both of them. Hands up* [b]NO. I SAID NO. FIGHTING. NONE. ZILCH. ZERO. CAPICE?! JUST CHILLAX! [/b]
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[b]A dirty mouth is more truthful. [/b] *winks* [b]But our friend here needs to feel welcomed. He may not be able to leave for awhile lest he explodes.[/b]
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[spoiler]outside the dojo gates. I haven't been accepted yet[/spoiler] [b] You certainly seem in need of a drink... And couches... Well. I had all this stashed away in my Shadow realm and decided to invite a group to join me.[/b]
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[i]The old cowboy walks past, heading up to the massive Dojo. He stops as he spots Maya, shooting her a rather curious glance. [/i]"Having tea parties now?" [i]He asked, a jokey and upbeat tone lacing his words seamlessly as he speaks. [/i]
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[b]Indeed. Join me? I'm still waiting on Tesuto to finish my initiation fight. I promise I won't kidnap you again. [/b]
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"Fūck it, why not, I got time." [i]He stated in response to Maya, sitting on the couch opposite from the lady. [/i]"Now, promise there ain't going to be a kidnapping?" [i]He jokingly asked her, the same tone as before following his words again. [/i]
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[b]I promise I learned my lesson last time.[/b] *eyes the shotgun* [b]I'm still recuperating from my sleep...[/b]
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[i]The shotgun gleams a reflection of the sun off the freshly painted metal, while JT looks over at Maya. [/i]"Ah. Well, I have no intention on fighting all too many people at the moment."
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[b]Good, what kind of tea can I get you?[/b]
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"Well, what kinds do you have?"
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[b]Well from travelling for a long time.... I have every sort available and some you have never heard of.. Like this [i]Rofitteras.[/i] Made from materials only reachable by a species living within our Suns. It's quite rejuvenating and will quite literally make your skin glow [/b]
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"Interesting... I'll grab one of those, please. And what's this about you being to a lot of places, you another wanderer?"
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[b]Part of our training as a young Shadow recruit is to traverse the entire planet they're currently on. And bring an item back from every single location. You're not told how to bring it back. And so many recruits hold on to their accumulating items for the roughly two year course of the planet. They are dropped into more.... Intense training you could call it. The ones that pass? They figure out early on how to access the Shadow realm to store and hold their items.[/b]
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"Interesting... So, you were instructed by what I'll assume is a race to go on a global treasure hunt for items you choose?"
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[b]Oh.. And here's your drink. We have a couple more visitors. Come talk to them[/b]
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"With pleasure." [i]He said, accepting the drink. [/i]
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[b]Also.. Be careful around Assaulttron. He's currently heading into Android surgery to get his tracker removed. But it could turn into a nuclear explosion...[/b]
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"Assault-What-Now? And Nuclear Explosion? What the hell do you mean, lass?"
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[b]welll.... Long story short? An Assaulttron, aka Android, was sent here by a unbeknownst Brotherhood of Steel. His orders were most definitely suicidal by attempting to take us all on. If he refused. A tracker would tell the Brotherhood. And a large nuke would explode. So Shadow's friend is attempting to remove the tracker without touching the central router which will also go nuclear if touched. [/b] *Maya takes a deep breath. Exhales* [b]You want something stronger than that?[/b] *points at the tea*
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"No thanks. And Brotherhood of Steel? Last I heard of anything remotely related was the Wilson Power Armour. And why the hell does an Assaultron have a nuclear detonation code?!"
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[b]He doesn't... He's just carrying the payload to keep him in line. We're trying to fix that. He's over by the couches somewhere...[/b]
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[i]And upon hearing that, JT scooted to the middle of his couch, keeping his free hand on a revolver. [/i]
