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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Doos:
5/25/2016 2:40:43 PM
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*An access point spilling red and black shadowy smoke opens in front of the gates of the Dojo. Maya appears dragging out a couch. A table. Another couch. And a tea set. She sits down and prepares four cups.*
[b]Fighting, fighting, fighting. What happened to the finer things in life?[/b]
[spoiler]current status. Open but must bring your own cup. Also. We're in hiding from the intruder. Because its tea/liquor time. No. Fights.
No longer hiding.
[b][i][u]But still no fights. This is peaceful relaxation time in these replies[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
Edit: no longer hiding. Angry Assaulttron is no longer keen on fighting our tea time. Please be respectful and strike up a conversation with the guy. I'm sure we could learn a lot from each other.
[spoiler]Details on our hiding. As long as a shadow is nearby. Our group is literally untraceable.[/spoiler]
[b]I SAID NO FIGHTING.[/b]
[b]Alright fine... I get it. Fighting by arguing. Conceded. BUT NO VIOLENCE.[/b]
*glares at Alex and WA-18*
[b]Prior to the tournament. Please come get your amp up teas! Any kind, all kind. We want you all to be ready![/b]
[b]I've been gone awhile.. BUT IM BACK NOW EVERYONE. So per the usual. Gotta start up some tea to bring me back in my mind set you lovely bastards[/b]
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[b]Tuesdays! Makes sure and come by on Tuesday's for your Tea![/b]
[spoiler]Current exotic teas
Corichea
Forsketta
Hasuthuca
Yurseuga
Grazaltha
Gurancha
Torschuerta
Rofitteras
We also have any number of drinks you can imagine.
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English
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Peaceful things [i]are[/i] hard to come by here... So what do you have?
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[b]Well.... Everything. Ask and you shall receive. Can't think of anything. Give me some personal qualities and I'll figure out what will work best[/b]
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Hmm.. Do you have any whisky? I need something strong.. Getting caught up is really draining me.
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[b]Bunnahabhain? Pretty good stuff. I got a handle or a fifth.... Or both.. As long as you got a good story then they're yours. [/b]
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A good story, eh?.. Anybody tell you what this place was when it started?
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[b]... It's childhood? No... Oh god, I do wanna know![/b]
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Waay back when, this was essentially a straight up slaughterhouse. I was enraged by a lot of then-recent events.. And well, kind of unhinged. Anyone who entered would not be tested as they are today, but would just be hunted down and killed.. It was a rather dark time. Eventually, I encountered people with whom I was evenly matched, and everything started to cool down.. Until large waves of a hostile race started assaulting (the thread was spammed a lot early on) the place.. That's about where we started taking in people, and about a year and some months later, here we are, still growing somehow..
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[b]Whoaaa.. Wish I had been there to witness the unbridled rage. Such a chaotic and beautiful emotion. I'm just glad I came across this place. It seems so... Comforting in it's own way[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/6/2016 3:21:10 AMNo matter what happens to this thread/place, there's always a community around it.. I never really expected it to last this long, but they made sure it thrived.
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[b]Without you being at the center of this. No one would've been able to make this become as successful. For that I give you my congrats Sensei.[/b] *Maya sets her own cup down. And takes a deep bow* [b]Thank you. [/b]
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[b]I nod in appreciation[/b] ... I'm at a loss of words.
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*Maya claps in glee* [b]Good! Just how I like my men[/b] *winks devilishly*
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[b]Coughs uncomfortably[/b] So.. Ah.. Can I get that drink?
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[b]I AM SO SORRY! I COULDA SWORN I GAVE IT TO YOU! I must be more tired than I thought...[/b] *hands you both the fifth and the handle and starts dragging out a barrel. On it is the text. [i]For later[/i]* [b]This... Is For later. Get it? Eh? Pun totally intended. Lack thereof...[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/6/2016 3:22:32 PM[b]*Replying incredibly late, I start drinking from the cup*[/b]
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*Lucky smiles under his hood, satisfied of the arrival of someone passive*
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*Maya looks up from her hands* [b]And what can I get you, friend? Are you here to drink or fight? This place shall be devoid of fighting. I never fight amongst tea time.[/b]
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Here to drink. Not gonna ask my story? That's a first. Most ask me how I became a bipedal dog...
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[b]The story comes after we find the best suitable drink. Story is my equivalent of payment for my drinks. So tell me a bit about yourself. Quirks. Habits. Personality. Favorite flavours. Etc. This will help me find the best drink for you. [/b]
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Mmm... I tend to stay under my robes, gunslinger, force user, duelist, after my story you'll see why I'm not so in touch with myself after my story...
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*looks you up and down* [b]So you'd say you're more closed off? In that case. You need a [i]Hasuthuca[/i]. It's a mellow tea of secret ingredients that I'm bound by a spirit oath to not divulge. But it's almost as if it sings to you when it goes down the throat. It helps loosen anything/anyone up. Muscles, joints, tongues, emotions, etc.[/b]
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Alright. Story now?
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[b]Oh most definitely![/b] *hands you a two handed bowl of the drink* [b]I'm dying to hear anyone's story[/b]
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So, I was on a children's show. Pound Puppies, the one from 2010. The show ended and Hasbro moved me to Nerf. I guess you can't be the manager of a toy gun child-company with four legs and thumbs next to your elbows, so some scientist injected me in my sleep, and I woke up bipedal. I guess I like it, I left and flew to Tython to become a Jedi Consular. On Earth, a lot of people used to give me weird looks, and there was one word that I heard a lot... Furry. That's one big reason why I like my hooded jedi robes....
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*sips drink* [b].... Wait... Thats it?? That is the most undetailed generic story ever.... Try again. Or I take the drink back....[/b]
