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Edited by Hawk, The Maidenless:
3/31/2016 3:41:19 PM
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First-graders plotted to poison classmate in Alaska
[quote]Some first-graders planned to poison another child, but thanks to other students who spoke up, everyone is safe.
The disturbing incident took place at Winterberry Charter School in Anchorage, Alaska, last week.[/quote]
[quote]"They shared that three students in the class were planning on using the silica gel packets (these are not actually poison, but the students believed they were) from their lunchtime seaweed to poison and kill another student,"[/quote]
Wat.
[spoiler]http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/30/us/alaska-first-graders-poison-plot/index.html[/spoiler]
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Just trying to end the pain of growing up in Alaska.
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Edited by Cyber: 4/1/2016 9:52:05 PM[quote]lunchtime seaweed[/quote] What did you expect?
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1 ReplyRead as "First graders plotted to prison classmate"
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3 RepliesSomeone, somewhere, somehow [spoiler]will blame Obama[/spoiler]
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(•-•)/ (•-\)
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2 RepliesIt was just an early April Fools joke... #JustAPrank
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2 RepliesLol what did they put pop rocks in her coke?
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1 ReplySimmons, I want you to poison grifs next meal
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3 RepliesIt's just a prank bro
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Snitches get stitches
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4 RepliesThis is why everyone even children should own a gun
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Filthy commies trying to take our oil...
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They must have been offended by something he/she said so the group of children resorted to murder. And this is why our society is going to shit.
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Wat wat wat wat
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3 RepliesObviously the child they were planning to poison was a soviet spy. Those children are patriots!
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Bad parenting?[spoiler]Bad parenting.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHasn't that little fuq ever heard of the no snitching rule?
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4 RepliesKids are more evil than I thought.
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2 RepliesThose kids are showing potential to become great soldiers. I will mentor them.
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12 RepliesWish my school lunches had seaweed...
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WTF?!?! I don't really care about the attempted murder, but why the hell do they serve them seaweed in 1st grade lunches?
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Pranks gone wrong, gone sexual
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7 RepliesAt least it's not Florida
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5 RepliesWe can prevent this. Ban all guns
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You sure it isn't florida
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Edited by Ox-_Azza-_xO: 4/1/2016 3:15:48 AMWell you have to give it to them, I wouldn't have thought of poison at that age....I probably would have just thrown my show at them (•-•)
