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3/31/2016 10:03:43 PM
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You are now a writer for The Daily Offtopic.
What will your first story be on?
[b][i]MAKE SURE YOU TITLE YOUR HEADLINES LIKE THIS[/i][/b]
Go at it.
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[b]"BREAKING NEWS: FIRE IS HOT!?"[/b] Recent studies have shown that 100% of things set on fire are eventually destroyed. Scientists are baffled at how this works but are working day and night to find out just why fire burns things. This experiment has claimed the lives of hundreds of red-shirts and the death toll is expected to rise. UPDATE: New information shows that the substance known as "water" if unaffected by fire. It has even been shown that it can negate the effects of fire and douse it completely. It seems as though we have found a way to defeat fire and be safe once more.
