I am going to tell you all a long story so shut your mouths! I have a routine that I do after I destroy all the weights at my gym with my awesome body. It consists of 5 chimichangas, urinating, and playing destiny with my feet on my shaky coffee table. But today was different I get home and pop in 5 chimichangas into my oven at 350 degrees then I go urinate ( edit your bungie forum heavyweight champion does not sit down to pee). After that I turn on my xcast and wait for 5 minutes for the UI to load up . So tired of waiting I grab my tablet and put my feet on the shaky coffee table then I learned that bungie was showing the april update for destiny! How awesome!!!but why do I have to wait! I should get it 1st!? I am the bungie forum heavyweight champion and greatest of all the destiny players! >:( THROW A DOG A BONE BUNGIE! >:( anyway I liked what I saw some kewl stuff and Deej showing off his badass beard! He had a couple of guests the nervous guy who helped make halo CE was one of the guests ...I felt bad for him...... poor guy no one is going to beat you up! They even had cozmo! No not Cozmo Kramer but bungie Cozmo and I have to say you need to hit the gym with the champ! Ill have you look swollen for your next update and instead of having two guys helping you I will let you have 2 of my girlfriends to help with the update! They will be in bikinis;) Anyways my alarm went off and my chimichangas are done so I set them on my shaky coffee table to kool off. At this point the xcasts UI had loaded up destiny I sit down to put my feet on the shaky coffee table and at that moment my chimichangas feel off of the coffee table! I wasn't going to be eating any chimichangas and I was mad plus I wasn't getting the update for destiny 1st that made me madder plus that coffee table was the problem and that was the last straw! It was time for me to get a new coffee table and a new video game! So on my way to get a new coffee table I saw a gamestop and I decided to stop. I walked in and started looking for a kewl game. ....The division was there and no one had bought any! Probably because of its 3rd person view. ......and then I saw halo 5 in the $1.99 bin and the bin was full! At that moment I had and Idea! I am going to buy halo 5 because its so cheap! I immediately drove home with excitement! I walk in and turned my xcast on and popped in 4 chimichangas to warm up! Shortly after they are done I set them back on the shaky coffee table at this moment I forgot the xcast had loaded up destiny! I grab my brand spanking new halo 5 game and stuck it right under the shorter leg on my coffee table! I Sat down and put my feet on the coffee table that doesn't shake anymore because of the halo 5 game I stuck under the shorter leg! At that moment I had realized I was wrong about halo 5....its not trash it's actually good at fixing tables that have a shorter leg :) :) :) what do you all think please tell I am always listening EDIT: this post is one of my best :) so happy you all enjoyed it:) Treebark tastes like a chimichanga This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 your bungie forum heavyweight champion and author of the award winning poem Tears of the Fanboy