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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/2/2016 7:47:23 PM
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[i]The Dojo was eerily quiet compared to the usual bustling and training of people, an odd sight indeed. A man strides through the gates, entering the Dojo, his hat and duster on his person as always. He glanced around the room, his firearms on his back, his hips and his knife in his boot, and he roams, looking for someone to fight, talk to, whatever. [/i]
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*A bipedal catwolf appears from the shadows. He is holding a laser pointer that has a bunch of magnifying glasses taped to the front. He accidentally taps the button and burns the ground.* "Oops... Hello."
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"Why hello there." [i]He said to... Whatever it was that spoke to him, for he didn't rightly know. His words were laced with a heavy southern accent, befitting of the cowboy standing in front of the bipedal thing. [/i]
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"Catwolf-A hybrid of a cat and a wolf. Most commonly found wandering around on forums and generally being odd."
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"And I'm supposed to know what a 'Forum' is?" [i]The cowboy asked, looking at this strange person with a face that shows it; He doesn't know what the hell it is. [/i]
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"Forum- A place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged. Hold on..." *Points laser pointer out the window and you suddenly see a squirrel explode in a little ball of flame.* "I hate squirrels..."
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"Yeah, you have fun man." [i]He said, and he started in the opposite direction, walking far from the Cat-Wolf thing. [/i]
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*Sighs* "Okay then..." *Burns hole in the top of your hat.*
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[i]As if with some supernatural instinct, the man swerved his head to the left, the laser missing. [/i]"Never. Touch. My goddamn. Hat."
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"Huh... I never thought I would see someone move faster than light... I thought that was impossible..." *Starts slowly turning the beam towards you.*
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"Well not everyone is a normal person, asshat." [i]He stated, turning around a corner. [/i]
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"That's rude... Why would he call me that? I'm being somewhat polite..." *Looks at himself* "And why did he think I would think he was normal? I'm not normal, why would I expect others to be normal? Anyways, that was impressive."
