originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
"Why hello there." [i]He said to... Whatever it was that spoke to him, for he didn't rightly know. His words were laced with a heavy southern accent, befitting of the cowboy standing in front of the bipedal thing. [/i]
English
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"Catwolf-A hybrid of a cat and a wolf. Most commonly found wandering around on forums and generally being odd."
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"And I'm supposed to know what a 'Forum' is?" [i]The cowboy asked, looking at this strange person with a face that shows it; He doesn't know what the hell it is. [/i]
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"Forum- A place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged. Hold on..." *Points laser pointer out the window and you suddenly see a squirrel explode in a little ball of flame.* "I hate squirrels..."
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"Yeah, you have fun man." [i]He said, and he started in the opposite direction, walking far from the Cat-Wolf thing. [/i]
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*Sighs* "Okay then..." *Burns hole in the top of your hat.*
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[i]As if with some supernatural instinct, the man swerved his head to the left, the laser missing. [/i]"Never. Touch. My goddamn. Hat."
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"Huh... I never thought I would see someone move faster than light... I thought that was impossible..." *Starts slowly turning the beam towards you.*
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"Well not everyone is a normal person, asshat." [i]He stated, turning around a corner. [/i]
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"That's rude... Why would he call me that? I'm being somewhat polite..." *Looks at himself* "And why did he think I would think he was normal? I'm not normal, why would I expect others to be normal? Anyways, that was impressive."