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You are now a writer for The Daily Offtopic.
What will your first story be on?
[b][i]MAKE SURE YOU TITLE YOUR HEADLINES LIKE THIS[/i][/b]
Go at it.
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1 Reply[b][i]BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL OFFTOPIC STUDIES HAVE SHOWN 100% OF ALL PEOPLE WHO CONSUME DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE HAVE DIED WITHIN 100 YEARS OF CONSUMPTION. LEADING SCIENTIST ARE CONFUSED AS TO HOW LONG PEOPLE SUFFERED BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO THE POISON. NO CURE CURRENTLY KNOWN. REST IN SPAGHETTI NEVER FORGETTI EVERYONE. [/i][/b]
