Today, I went to the bathroom on my office building's floor, and proceeded to push open a stall door. Turns out, the lady taking a shit there had forgotten to lock the door. We both just kind of froze, terrified and shocked, and made eye contact for a split second. I nope'd the -blam!- out of there and went to the floor below's bathroom. Oh god, why?
What do you guys got?
Edit:Removed the Solaris tag. I didn't think it would cause so much drama.
Edit #2: People are still commenting on this?
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I shoved my head up some poor kids ass while walking up the stairs at school. I was talking to someone behind me and the kid In Front of me stopped for some reason and BOOM right up the ass. It was enough force to make them go up 2 steps.