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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/4/2016 12:30:23 AM
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40K PARTY!!!! OH SHIT MAN HERE
WE GO!!!
[b]Corpse Kebab stands come out with "staff members" shackled to them.[/b]
[b]The deity leans on a stand. A corpse kebab handed to him.[/b]
I don't always eat corpse Kebabs. But when I do...I make sure it's the parents of newly orphaned children.
HA!
[b]He takes a bite.[/b]
[spoiler]Srsly doh 40k party is starting now[/spoiler]
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Pass me the largest corpse kebab you have!
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[b]He throws you a giant fat man[/b]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/4/2016 3:31:14 PM*rips off flesh with teeth* Good eats Aw, dammit, this is my uncle
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APRIL FOOLS DUMBASS!!!
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never liked that asshole anyway *rips at flesh harder with teeth*
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[b]Jared watches and then enters, holding up two old bottles of unidentifiable liquid labeled HOLY SHIT[/b]
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Are those.... *points at the bottles* No way.
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"All the way from the Old Dojo!" [b]He threw you a bottle[/b]
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*catches it and begins pouring Evil Juice, o________o, and Holy Shit into one bottle* Heheheheheheh
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*Stands up and points at Deity* Gimme a damn kebab.
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Anything for my eternal Darkness.... [b]He juggles a kebab around his back and hands it to you[/b]
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*takes a bite out of it and sets off a few fireworks*
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Edited by Doos: 4/4/2016 3:00:26 AM*[i]Master[/i] Maya appears with her signature [i]whump[/i]. Her right trouser leg snipped clean from her earlier accident. Smooth white skin shows from mid thigh down. Shadow wisps still stranding out from her leg from where it was cut off. She looks down and notices the odd mismatched full pant leg compared to the othee. She rips off the left leg at the same length creating booty shorts.* *strikes a pose* [b]I'd looooove a kebab and a photo shoot handsome[/b]
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"That entrance was... Unusual..."
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[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/819710/198930350/0/0/1]* Maya lifts up her right leg*[/url] [b]Say hello to my newly reattched leggggg[/b]
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*Spontaneously goes walleyed.* "Hello new leg."
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[b]It says hello back. It got kinda sketchy there for a second. It wouldn't take at first. Then finally. It worked out. I didn't feel like scrounging up the bling for a prosthetic. [/b]
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"But the advantage of a prosthetic limb is that you could take it off and beat someone to death with it!"
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[b]But.... Skin... Pearly white skin. [/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/4/2016 3:15:53 AM"A prosthetic limb could be spray painted any color you want though... I would love to beat someone to death with a golden arm!"
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[b]you've never felt my leg up before then. Imagine heaven?[/b]
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"I have imagined heaven... It seems pretty boring..."
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[b]Fine. Imagine catnip in the form of smooth skin on a ladies leg?[/b]
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"A leg made out of catnip? You could fill a prosthetic leg with catnip."
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*Maya throws her hands up* [b]I give up! There's no getting anywhere with you. Haha[/b]
