originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Yo! Clint Eastwood! You here for the celebration or are you to busy with exposition to participate?!
*the deity laughs at his own joke. Mainly because nobody else would understand it*
English
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"Well I only really got into this place as of late. Was admitted entry in a few weeks ago but only returned last week, so I don't rightly feel all to good about celebrating." [i]The cowboy states, taking a puff of his cigar. [/i]
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[b]The deity starts throwing a bunch of Kebabs at you speaking in a southern dialect[/b] You best be eating now or you'll be falling down soon!
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"Hey man, these are premium human right?" [i]The man asked in response, the accent used by the man he speaks to being shared by both, and he starts eating one of the kebabs, downing them like they were something he had been accustomed to. [/i]
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Premium? If you mean kidnapped a few days ago, having their throats slit then put in my freezer till today premium, then you would be correct!
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"Fūck it, better than some people I've had before... Never eat a mummy bro. Ever."
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Ya man. Moms can be pretty distasteful sometimes. I usually go for the fathers. *he doesn't seem to understand that you meant mummy, but mommy.*
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"Not that kind. I mean the ones in tombs. Although I prefer to eat a tit over a dick any day."
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Uhhhhhh...ya... Ok... So this conversation has uh...gotten out of my comfort zone SOOOO........ Bye. [b]A cannon comes out of the ground and fires you to another stand [/b]