I'm thinking we should bribe people with nudes and never deliver/send pics of Ham's mom, or play into people's egos and create a thread along the lines of "only the coolest and most popular people get accepted" and then just accept everybody. That latter method has worked in the past, so why not? It still works for other groups too. Also, this stays in the group. Don't want the sheeple finding out that we're just trying to indoctrinate them into our ranks.