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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/5/2016 11:34:31 PM
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"A bipedal catwolf appears from the shadows. This time his weapon is a prosthetic arm that has been spray painted gold."
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*tosses catnip at you while watching you from back behind a tree* hehehe i found this...
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*Suddenly pauses. He drops the prosthetic arm and starts running around the dojo screaming nonsense.*
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You ok....
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[spoiler]*He is now climbing up the wall.*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*Now he is lurking in the shadows and jumping out at anyone that passes by.*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*He is trying to eat the prosthetic arm.*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*He is asleep.*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*He seems to have disappeared. Wait, no. He has made a fort out of boxes.*[/spoiler] [spoiler]*He is now eating the fort...*[/spoiler]
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Oh man i dont gave to knock you out do i?
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/6/2016 1:24:36 AM*Trips over an empty weapon rack that he knocked over. He gets up.* "&@$#. What? What did you do?"
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Nothing at all...*smiles*
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/6/2016 1:29:14 AM*Sniffs.* "Was that frickin' catnip? Have you seen what that does to cats? You would expect it to not have as much of an effect on a catwolf but nope, it's worse for some reason..."
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Oh its stronger variety i grew my self i just didn't think it would do that....
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"It could have tactical use... But I'm already unpredictable and destructive as it is... I don't think I need help."
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I crossbred it with several catnip strains and i think of one the pot plant got mixed in by accident oopsy" *shrugs shoulders*
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"One of the what got mixed in?"
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"You heard me i said pot"
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"Pot?! Why do you have pot!?"
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"Why not? I deal with all sorts of plants and i grow the ones i find useful"
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"Just don't give me pot again..."
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That was mostly catnip
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"There was still pot apparently..."
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A little bit
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*Makes a fake serious face and speaks in a fake serious voice.* "A little bit is still an amount."
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Or so you say
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"And I do say..."
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*sits on the ground and peels an orange*
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*He is standing still. He wobbles a little bit.* "Sorry... I spaced out there... I imagined that someone shot catnip at me and I went crazy... They had to escape by using the ejector seat on their titanium-woodmobile..."
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Hehehe *eats orange*
