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4/7/2016 2:17:27 AM
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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  • My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school. I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam Hold on a minute Link Hey what's up Old Man? I see that you're embarking on another epic quest You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss It's dangerous to go alone take this Oh thanks old man that is really very nice I can always count on you for help and friendly advice Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do Hold on a minute Link Old man, is that you? This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber? OH MY GOD! I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am Hold on a minute Link GodDAMMIT Old Man! You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss It's dangerous to go alone take.... NO! -blam!- YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A... STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!

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  • Edited by cbrstar: 4/7/2016 3:57:08 AM
    ...Some ones parents need to lock up the cool aid.

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