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4/10/2016 6:17:59 AM
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Why did Australia put restrictions on guns?
Have you ever wondered why Australia incorporated gun control?
If you haven't, you probably think "Oh Australia doesn't want school shootings or shootings or guns or whatever."
If you think that, you're dead wrong.
You know Australian wildlife, yeah? Dangerous, every spider can kill you, every snake can kill you, every bush has a giant centipede backed up by a hundred more giant centipedes, there are dingos in your trash, and your trash are wasp nests you got rid of.
So, why did the Australian government implement gun control back in the 80s? I'll tell you.
The Australian government is slowly purging it's silly citizens, allowing them to die from the evil horrors of Australian bush creatures, such as giant newts, spiders, allosaurs, gorgonopsids, evil alien invaders, Mexicans, Kim Jong-Un and Haruhi Suzumiya without guns to defend themselves with.
Open your eyes, Australian sheeple.
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B-but Australia is a myth
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1 ReplyYou are[spoiler]Stupid[/spoiler]
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Why did they put restrictions on video games that is the real question
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The Emus have infiltrated the highest levels of the Australian government and are preparing for round two. This time no one will be able to stop them.
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Port Arthur massacre
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I dont need a gun i made friends with the kangas
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Because spear hunting is fun
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CONFIRMED I KNU EIT
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Australians don't need guns to defend themselves
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2 RepliesEdited by Canad1anBacon37: 4/11/2016 4:31:26 PMAren't gorgonopsids from FF?
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Edited by Stallcall: 4/11/2016 4:16:37 PMThe Illuminati lizard-people couldn't bear seeing their kin being shot.
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5 Replies10 extra points for mentioning Allosaurs.
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2 RepliesBecause it the great emu war, the emus were taking the guns and learning to use them. In an effort to limit the amount of guns the emus had, the Australian government induced gun control.
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They don't want their citizens to try to kill emus
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Edited by Skids420: 4/11/2016 2:58:41 PMIf you like guns you should move to the state of new Hampshire, USA(Texas is pretty lax on guns too.) you can have anything here.you just need a $200 tax stamp for some high caliber guns/machine-gun/ full auto and suppressors. But shit I could go buy an ak47 or a ar15, right down the street. It'll probably take 20 mins. Just pass a quick Backlund check and your all set. I think the only thing you will have trouble with is explosives and stuff. But even then I think you can get a licence for them.
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Wrong because gunfire was proven to upset drop bears plus any Australian who wants a weapon just trains a drop bear to attack.
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Don't forget drop bears.
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9 RepliesAll the aussie animals that kill you are all in the northen territory, lived in Australia most of my life, seen life threating spider once and never seen a poisonous snake, espically not crocodiles either
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1 ReplyNo, because we're smart F[i]u[/i]cking racist assh[i]o[/i]le
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Gr8 b8 m8
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Because their emu overlords made them.
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2 RepliesYou guys lost a war with Emus, you're literally a joke.
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2 RepliesBecause our here in the bush, we Aussies defend ourselves against those drop bears with nothing but our thongs!
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1 ReplyTheyre trying to build an army of Aussie super humans to conquer the world
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2 RepliesEdited by W0lfyMate: 4/12/2016 2:26:39 AMBecause our government is smart EDIT: Fixed, sorry about that.
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3 RepliesBecause John Howard got scared of guns because one LITERAL mental person went on a killing spree
