Post the most cringeworthy material you got. Here I'll start.
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A song from Steel Panther called, "Asian Hooker" I'm in Tokyo, I'm looking for a whore I tried to score some blow but I don't speak Japanese, no Find a geisha girl, I take her for a whirl Wrap a tuna roll on my dick and the bitch is on her knees, yeah Sucky -blam!-y, sucky -blam!-y Sucky -blam!-y, sucky -blam!-y, smells like sushi Sucky -blam!-y, sucky -blam!-y Sucky -blam!-y, sucky -blam!-y, smells like sushi Asian hooker Hot little mother-blam!-er Asian hooker You're a dirty little cocksucker