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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 ReplyWhen you tryin to be cheesy for this contest but everyone is laughtose intolerant
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3 RepliesEdited by AMC_07: 4/16/2016 6:03:32 PMOkay this one is dark. Keep in mind this is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. Why didn't they let Helen Keller drive a car? [spoiler]she was a woman[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI simply can't take how bad ttk was
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3 RepliesI haven't seen this one in a while. Why Do Titans Have Dry Eyes?? Cause they don't blink.. heh
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1 ReplyWhat do you call an old snowman? [spoiler]Water[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhats the similarities between women and toilets? [spoiler]if either of them had no holes they would both be useless.[/spoiler]
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Look I realise you just switched the letters in fetty's name but it sounds like a really gross jerk sesh
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1 ReplyWatch
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6 RepliesYou know how marvel has the PUNisher? He PUNishes people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pls don't hurt me
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2 RepliesEdited by ItsOnlyElo: 4/16/2016 4:56:54 PMOk guys lets try and get over 400! I won't be checking any more until tomorrow
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1 ReplyWhat did the procrastinating calculus student say to his home work? Calc-You-Later
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1 Replyi ate my watch[spoiler]it was pretty time consuming[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inverse Void: 4/16/2016 4:54:20 PMwhy is there no gambling in africa[spoiler]because they're afraid of cheetahs[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm always cracking dumb jokes at my wife. Last night she's making a stew, so of course I have to say "I'll stir UR pot ;)" and then smack her on the butt. Naturally her response was to slap my arm and tell me to not be nasty.. I love it rough xD
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1 ReplyEdited by Dredgen Yor Mom: 4/16/2016 4:50:09 PMWhat do you call a pig that opens wine bottles? [spoiler]a [b][i]pork[/i][/b]screw[/spoiler] What are the most stylish coins? [spoiler]JC[b][i]pennies[/i][/b][/spoiler] Why can't cantaloupes get married? [spoiler]because they can't [b][i]elope[/i][/b][/spoiler] I'm sorry...
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1 ReplyAdvice: Two wrongs don't make right But 3 right make a left You can't pick your own nose and you can't pick ur friend's nose but you can always make your friend pick your other friend's nose
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1 ReplyYou mean a punny pun contest???
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4 RepliesWhat happened when the sun was incontinent? It had a lot of radiant sharts.
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2 RepliesMy school is getting new stairs, I don't like stairs. [spoiler]they're always up to something[/spoiler] My dad was gonna get a brain transplant. [spoiler]but he changed his mind[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhen's the best time to go to the dentist? [spoiler]2:30[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Sky_Ler2000: 4/16/2016 3:35:12 AMHow do doctors treat sick chemists [spoiler]if you can't helium and you can't curium you're just gonna have to barium[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMy friend was annoying me earlier with bird puns [spoiler][/spoiler] but toucan play that game I used to go fishing with Skrillex all the time [spoiler][/spoiler] but he kept dropping that bass
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1 ReplyThis update is 'taken' me a while to get use to. [i]~TolandJrTheBroken[/i]
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1 ReplyWant to go grab a Kabr and discuss puns? (Pronounced Ka-Beer)
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1 ReplyThese jokes aren't very puniy[spoiler]funny get it ?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWanna hear a dirty joke? [spoiler] I have mud on my shoes! [/spoiler]
