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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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2 RepliesWanna hear a joke? [spoiler]womens rights[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhere did Susie go after the explosion? Everywhere Where did Randal go after the explosion? Nowhere, he didn't even -blam!-ing flinch
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1 ReplyOryx and his minions have Taken the fun out of destiny...
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1 ReplyHave you heard about the crime in multi-story car-parks? [spoiler]It's wrong on so many levels[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesA good joke, for y1 guardians [spoiler]dlc with new content... PoE, universal remote, patiance and time, lord of wolves, queen brakers bow, dregs promise...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by gilly0011: 4/16/2016 7:06:52 PMIt's not that he didn't know how to juggle........ He just didn't have the balls to do it CHRIST IM A COMICAL GENIUS
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1 ReplyWhat do you call an Italian with a rubber toe ?[spoiler]Roberto[/spoiler]
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1 Replyi didn't like having a beard[spoiler]but it grew on me[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMath pick up lines: Hey baby are you an outlier, cuz you got dem bell curves. You must be the integral of cosx, cuz that ass is sin. *cough* +c *cough*
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1 Replywhat do you call a singing computer [spoiler]a dell[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI heard a song about amnesia[spoiler]but i forgot how it goes[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the mafia cross the road?? [spoiler]forget about it!![/spoiler]
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1 Replywhat do you call cheese that's not yours[spoiler]nacho cheese[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a female pirate? [spoiler]Sandy Hook[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhere do the Vex wash their dishes? [spoiler]In the Ishtar Sink[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Inverse Void: 4/16/2016 9:05:51 PMwhat do you call an alligator detective[spoiler]an investigator[/spoiler]
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1 Replythere's a new movie called constipation[spoiler]it hasn't come out yet[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDo you want to hear a pizza joke? [spoiler]Nevermind it's too cheesy[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by xMysticShadow: 4/16/2016 11:09:03 PMDo u want to hear a joke about gjallahorn? [spoiler]never mind you won't get it[/spoiler]
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1 Reply"I see" says the blind man to his deaf son.
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1 ReplyWhat did the destiny player say when he was killed by a certain auto firing hand cannon? [spoiler]That guardian sure got [b]THE LAST WORD![/b][/spoiler]
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Did you know, the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound? That's why so many people appear bright...until they speak.
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3 RepliesWhy wouldn't the scientists on venus let me wash my hands in the sink? [spoiler]ishtars[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ill leave now[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by acousticsoul22: 4/16/2016 11:45:37 PMI want to tell you a joke, but I [i]Kant[/i]. Existentialism? Don't even get me [i]Sartred[/i]. If you don't like the grade you received, just [i]Hegel[/i] for some better [i]Marx[/i].
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1 Replyi opened up a nightclub called erectile dysfunction[spoiler]it was a complete flop[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI would tell you a Destiny pun, but... [spoiler][b][i]I'm Xûr you heard them all[/i][/b][/spoiler]
