If your American in ur living room what are you in the bathroom.
Eur- a- peein
English
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😂😂 new favourite
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I got another it isn't exactly a pun though. So somebody's wife walks into her house when she sees her husband on a scale sucking in his gut. And says," you know that's not gonna help." He replies, "Yes it is. It's the only way for me to see the numbers."
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That's a good one weren't expecting that😂