They're meant to be a little wordy. Also to be delivered in perfect deadpan. That way you test people to see if they catch the joke.
Here's a short one.
What did the empty Pepsi machine say to the thirsty customer?
[spoiler]No can Dew.[/spoiler]
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😂😂 short and snappy I like it
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Asked my British friend what a good price for renting an apartment over there would be. He said, "a flat rate."
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😂😂 need to be British to understand
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What do you get when you brew eucalyptus leaves? [spoiler]Koala tea.[/spoiler]
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Aussie jokes are always good 😂
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An Italian accidentally slipped and landed on some spilled marinara, parmesan cheese and pepperoni slices shortly before the evening meal was supposed to be served. [spoiler]He had pizza butt for dinner.[/spoiler]