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originally posted in: REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
4/15/2016 8:33:31 PM
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They're meant to be a little wordy. Also to be delivered in perfect deadpan. That way you test people to see if they catch the joke. Here's a short one. What did the empty Pepsi machine say to the thirsty customer? [spoiler]No can Dew.[/spoiler]
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