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A man dies in a bar. When the bartender is asked what happened, he says he did nothing but what he was asked. When he is asked what they wanted, he says one asked for a glass of good ol' H20, and the other asked for some H202.
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I think you meant: Two scientists walk into a bar. The waiter turns to them and asks what they'd like. The first one says, "I'd like some H2O." The second nods, "Yeah, I'll have some H2O too." He died from hydrogen peroxide poisoning.
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Yeah I get it cause it's poisonous