A woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a significant other. Her three requirements are that he won't beat her, he won't run away, and he must be great in bed. A few days later, the woman heard the doorbell ring. When she answered it, a man in a wheelchair is at her doorstep. The man says that he saw the woman's ad, and was interested in a relationship. He also says "I have no arms, so I cannot beat you, and I have no legs, so I cannot run away." The woman asks how he's supposed to be good in bed, and the man responds "Well I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"