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originally posted in: REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Edited by Dredgen Yor Mom: 4/16/2016 4:50:09 PM
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What do you call a pig that opens wine bottles? [spoiler]a [b][i]pork[/i][/b]screw[/spoiler] What are the most stylish coins? [spoiler]JC[b][i]pennies[/i][/b][/spoiler] Why can't cantaloupes get married? [spoiler]because they can't [b][i]elope[/i][/b][/spoiler] I'm sorry...
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