Okay this one is dark. Keep in mind this is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.
Why didn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?
[spoiler]she was a woman[/spoiler]
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I've heard worse *as I say with a single tear rolling down my face
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Oh yeah there are worse out there. I try not to use those
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She was trying to clean the kitchen in the car?