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Edited by ItsOnlyElo: 4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST

Winner gets satisfaction of winning. This can consist of punny jokes and just puns Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun! -To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.- Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming Edit 2: Over 200 jokes! Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming! Edit 4: Over 500 jokes! Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!

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  • Why are warlocks and hunters so weak? [spoiler]They don't lift.[/spoiler] Why are titans always crying? [spoiler]Because they can't blink.[/spoiler] Wow! Last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I almost fell off my uncommon sparrow. A titan and hunter walk into a bar. The warlock walks around it because they actually have a visor on their helmet. Bonus: A man walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and asks for five beers.

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