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A nun and a bus driver was on a bus. When the bus stopped, a hippie got on a sat next to the nun and asked "Will you have sex with me". The nun says no and gets off the bus immediately. The bus driver says "I know how to make the nun have sex with you". The hippie asks how and the bus driver responds "She goes to the graveyard to pray to Jesus at 8 pm every night. Icy out dress up as Jesus and command her to have sex with you, she will". The hippie thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus. He hid in the graveyard and true to his word, the nun came at 8 pm and started praying. The hippie came out and donned his Jesus costume and commanded her to have sex with him. The nun agreed but only if it was anal because she wanted to remain a virgin. After they were done, the hippie ripped off his mask and shouted "Ha, I was the hippie on the bus". In response the nun ripped off her mask and shouted "Ha, I was the bus driver"
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I just [i][b][u]died[/u][/b][/i]. 😂😂
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There were 2 construction workers, one was in the courtyard while the other was on the third floor. The one on the third floor needed a handsaw so he shouted to the man in the courtyard. The man turned towards him and pointed to his ear, indicating that he can't hear him. So the third floor worker points to his eye, then knee, and makes a sawing motion for I need handsaw. The worker in the courtyard knife then pulls down his pants and starts furiously masturbating. Third floor worker rushed down and shouts "what the -blam!- is wing with you, I said I need handsaw!" Courtyard worker says, "I understood that, I said I'm cumming"
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IM -blam!-ING SCREAMING
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I like my women like I like my wine[spoiler]7 years old and locked up in my basement[/spoiler]
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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream?[spoiler]he got hit by a bus[/spoiler]
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I'm here all day folks
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I've never had a holy bone in my body[spoiler]Ever since my priest got arrested[/spoiler]
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It is said that 1 in 3 Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me, I live next to a hot 10 year old girl.
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How do you kill 10,000 flies[spoiler]Swat an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan[/spoiler]
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What does a blond do if she's not in bed by 10[spoiler]She goes home[/spoiler]
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What do you call a black priest[spoiler]Holy sh1t[/spoiler]
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What is a Mexicans favorite sport[spoiler]Cross country[/spoiler]
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Edited by CementLicker: 4/17/2016 4:09:35 PMWhy are black people scared of chainsaws?[spoiler]Because they go run nlgga nlgga run nlgga nlgga[/spoiler]
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You #1 today man
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What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews?[spoiler]Boy Scouts come home from camp[/spoiler]
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Dead 💀😂
