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Edited by ItsOnlyElo: 4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST

Winner gets satisfaction of winning. This can consist of punny jokes and just puns Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun! -To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.- Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming Edit 2: Over 200 jokes! Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming! Edit 4: Over 500 jokes! Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!

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  • A nun and a bus driver was on a bus. When the bus stopped, a hippie got on a sat next to the nun and asked "Will you have sex with me". The nun says no and gets off the bus immediately. The bus driver says "I know how to make the nun have sex with you". The hippie asks how and the bus driver responds "She goes to the graveyard to pray to Jesus at 8 pm every night. Icy out dress up as Jesus and command her to have sex with you, she will". The hippie thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus. He hid in the graveyard and true to his word, the nun came at 8 pm and started praying. The hippie came out and donned his Jesus costume and commanded her to have sex with him. The nun agreed but only if it was anal because she wanted to remain a virgin. After they were done, the hippie ripped off his mask and shouted "Ha, I was the hippie on the bus". In response the nun ripped off her mask and shouted "Ha, I was the bus driver"

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