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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/18/2016 12:22:42 AM
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[b]The deity walks in[/b]
*ahem*
Ya....dude. Everyone here just pulls weapons out of their asses now!
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[b]Wait.... Seriously? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS IT TOOK TO COLLECT ALL 5864 KNIVES OF MINE? AND THEN TO SACRIFICE THEM TO THE SHADOWS SO I COULD ACTUALLY KEEP THEM AFTER BEING THROWN?! AND YOU NOWWW TELL ME THAT IT'S ABOUT RANDOM STUFF?![/b] [spoiler]oops[/spoiler]
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Hey, I'm just wondering why you are always talking with bold letters! [spoiler]Fun thing about the deity, he breaks the fourth wall[/spoiler]
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[b]Be bold! Or be nothing but a pansy![/b]
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[b]Huh. Fair point Bolder.[/b]
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[b]....i always have fair points. I'm obviously a [i]genuis[/i].[/b]
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[b]A genius is someone who knows more than anyone else in the room. Trust me. Your not the genius sweet cheeks.[/b]
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Edited by Doos: 4/18/2016 9:04:32 PM[b]The true [i]genuis[/i] is the one that knows it's futile to know everyone since most of them will die eventually anyways. Also... You're*[/b]
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[b]Well, in this case the genius is simply the one with the sword that can turn you to sushi in a second. Ain't that right buttercup?[/b]
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[b]Ha! Then there's more than one [i]genuis[/i], isn't there?[/b]
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*the deity grins* [b]Ya...ya I guess so. See you around Buttercup. [/b] *the deity walks away*
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*Maya blushes* [b]Ta ta bigshot[/b]
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Hey, you don't know How much I paid for mine! plus I needed to get Cross a demon proof crossbow! So two strikes!
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Demon proof crossbow? Tell me more. It might come in handy.
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remember when he got in a little... trouble? That's just a little defense.
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Tell me more about it's abilities I mean... [spoiler]check mine and Stratos fight. There's four more of my turns before that crossbow might be needed.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler] It's just a normal crossbow, but it can eliminate demons, nothing special.
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.....eliminate? Uhhh.... I hope you mean it can also exorcise?
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no, it just acts like a normal crossbow with a bayonet with the same ability.
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[b].....please dont use that then unless it's absolutely necessary... I would like the chance to survive this...[/b]
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"I don't have an ass. And these? Crafted. All of them. I scavenge things. I'm good at modifying things too. Did you need anything? Actually, stay right there..." -puts on the heavy suit of armor- "Hit me. With everything you've got. Go on."
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[b]The deity stares at you. A minute of silence goes on. ...... Two minutes of silence. ...... 8 minutes of silence. ...... 20 minutes of silence.[/b] Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!! Oh man. You...your funny. Really funny. Just...HAHAHAHAHHAHAA. "Everything I got...." Ha! Ok. So let me just get this straight. You WANT light to be destroyed? And I'm not talking about the sun. I'm talking about the actual LIGHT. [spoiler]He actually will go through everything and anything you have...I have uhhh...sort of made him that way...no matter what it is he cuts through it....[/spoiler] [spoiler]He's a pve character[/spoiler]
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"Light? As in..." -stares back in silence- -still staring- "Impressive... Most...impressive. I guess I'm gonna have to get someone else. Good day, sir."
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Adios weird sales dude.
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"Yeah, yeah, keep it to yourself."
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Yeah honestly every one has like a deadpool type magic satchel up their buttholes.
