[active H.U.D systems V3.79/4]...... Online
[optical uplinks]...... Online
[A.I cortex start up sequence]...... Complete
[combat systems]...... Online
[movement protocols]...... Online
All systems online......
Jump starting Ion fusion reactor..... Complete
Error reactor shielding at 53% capacity
Armor integrity at 67%
All systems online.....
Restarting all systems and activating unit.... Done
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*Teleports to Nuke holding a gleaming scythe* Nuke. Would you like to scan this?
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Most of my systems are either rusted, missing, or horribly out-dated... But I can do my best...
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Good. By the way I can update all your systems. Of course if they are outdated very bad. It will be so painful that it would feel like your light is being drained from your body.
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Just give me the most important software you have *audios skips* be fine
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*walks out of shadows* I found this piece of an ahamkara scale! It would make a nice armor piece!
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My armor is going to be kept simple. I have not yet completed my full armor. I won't use ahmkara scales however, risky business. Always a catch to their magical abilities.
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Not with this one! *punches self in face* Ow, yeah nevermind *throws piece like a frisbee into a portal*
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You should update your HUD systems, they're a bit out of date
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How bad is it?
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It's just outdated by 6 months, not that bad. Though I don't really know if it's bad for a guardian to have an outdated HUD. Might just have a few errors.
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I am also using combat program v5.89-5/43 which is also heavily out-dated...
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v5.89-5/43? That is pretty old. You should probably get that updated, or something as simple as a dreg or thrall will kill you.
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*an ant accidentally bumps into me instantly knocking me down* I can't shoot, I can't teleport, I can't cloak, I can't even walk straight! *tries to get up but fails miserably*
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*beeps and boops and starts to scan your equipment, checking to see if I can update it manually* Damn, I don't know anything about guardian equipment, you might have to go to the tower or have someone else help you. Or I can copy my combat systems and give them too you, but I doubt it will work.
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I *audio glitches* near Chernobyl *audio glitches* I need a ride though...
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*terror walks into a bush, while dragging a body, then walks out* Yeah I can get you to chernobyl, do you want the fast way or the space ship?
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Does it looks like I *audio skips* moment? Just do it...
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Ok *places paw on leg and then we teleport to chernobyl*
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*slowly drags myself to a room and fails at opening a door*
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*opens door for nuke*
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*Crawls to a rusted machine that stutters to life shaking all the rust off* help me up and the rest is automatic...
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*uses the darkness and lifts nuke onto the machine*
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*the machine grasps my body using mag-locks and pulls out my A.I. cortex* Thanks Terror... *the machine replaces rusted objects and fixes the broken components* [the machine hums slightly as the room starts heating]
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*pulls out bag and digs through until he finds an icepack and puts it on his head*
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*The machine cools down as it pulls new parts out and welds them back in place*